A Smilin' George Bush

Look on in envious torture!

Wed, 16 Nov 2005 00:25:22 GMT

We go everywhere together:

Love,
Alaina

sticky little vestiges, ain't they?

Sun, 05 Sep 2004 23:21:04 GMT

Ah, to breathe free, to be unfettered from the pernicious manacles of bipartite employment... oh, fuck. School in three days. Well, I'm effectively attending to my senior year in high school for a grand total of one quarter of the academic year; half a day for one semester. So, kiss my sagacious ass, everybody!

(Note to all subscribers: my attempt to graduate one year ahead of schedule was vitiated by a combination of lethargy and intellectual disorganization. I'm an idiot, folks.)

hold these goddamn chickens

Wed, 25 Feb 2004 01:36:31 GMT

NEW MOVIES NEW MOVIES NEW MOVIES NEW MOVIES (as follows):

A Streetcar Named AUUUUUUUGHHHHHHH!!!!!

Our hero, Joe, is accosted by the ravenous living dead while attempting valiantly and chivalrousy to win back the heart of his estranged true love. He is horribly murdered and partially cannibalized, but, lo! he rises from the dead with VENGEANCE upon his crainial cavity. Conundrum! The terrible Voodoo master has his own nefarious schemes to effectuate, and will stop at nothing to see Joe dead... again! Be sure to catch this gut-wrenching, side-splitting, eye-grueling, mind-bending, heart-warming horrifo-comedy in a basement or living room near you!

Original Screenplay by Matt Miller
Directed by Matt Miller and Kyle Simmons
Starring: Kyle Simmons, Lizz Comstock, Matt Miller, and extras. Look for a special guest cameo by the acclaimed and incomparable Kathleen Bezenar!

COMING SOON: A brief synopsis of TOXIC SHOCK, Kyle Simmons' newest pestimential potboiler!!!!!

God bless Stan Lee.

nerd patrol

Wed, 17 Dec 2003 18:32:52 GMT

Tuesday, Dec. 16, 2003.

LOTR trilogy at Tinseltown. Return of the King is now the undisputed greatest movie of all time. Ever.

hey, orson welles

Sun, 14 Dec 2003 01:16:10 GMT

feeling shitty. sick and bored. wasting my weekend (like every weekend) with homework, eating and sleep. i'm lonely and tired. i need a break from school. i'm complaining. i really miss hanging out with kato. i still feel like shit. (here is something you can't understand:) i could just kill a man. off for now. expect another entry some time in the next year.

what a drag it is getting old

Sat, 04 Oct 2003 02:13:17 GMT

school's in full swing. i'm exhausted all the time.
i've set forth plans to graduate early, and they're now officially in effect. come this time next year, i'll be a free man. very glad about that.
otherwise, things are starting to weigh on me. ain't good.

mmm vitamins are good!

Wed, 03 Sep 2003 10:28:04 GMT

school is in roughly half an hour. i'm going to go enjoy a refreshing anti-freeze cocktail.

no i'm not.

however, i am filled with the usual dread of the first day of school, knowing full well that the rest of the year will be a slow, spit-turned agony, like a rotisserie over perdition's flames. i think the worst part will be dealing with every single asshole that the world could possible churn out and put into one school/township. god, i hate my peers. i just fogot about most of them, too. ntrh rhtrn rh tntrh o. jesus h. christ, i hate that place like no other. i wish i was snake.

hoy.

Sat, 23 Aug 2003 00:58:52 GMT

so, the summer draws to a goddamned end. i feel like it started a week ago. i've spent too little time doing what i wanted, too much time doing what i was not supposed to do, and far too little time on what i needed to do. i'm screwed in the schoolwork arena, and i'm feeling unfulfilled in the others.

oh well.

no long, protracted entires tonight, i guess. i just feel like i've been working way too much. i'm up to forty hours this week, and i was hired under the pretense of being the "fill-in guy". i was really hoping i'd have more free time to do whatever. wanted to write a new movie, wanted to build my cabin, wanted to make some chainmail (dork)... i dunno. i spent a fair amount of time with kato, which is always wonderful, i actually DID make some mail, although it wasn't for myself, and i made a hell of a lot of money.

i guess the only conclusion is that it wasn't a loss.

i'll miss staying up till two every night.

woooahhhh

Wed, 20 Aug 2003 05:15:57 GMT

New journal. More updates coming soon. Kirk out.